News Quiz Jan. 22, 2001

1. A bad omen for the XFL:

a) Its blimp crashed into a marina b) NBC nixed the "visiting team gets no helmets" rule c) The Cincinnati Bengals want in d) A cheerleader revealed she was never a stripper

2. Before taking this picture, N.Y.C. Mayor Rudy Giuliani said:

a) "It still smells like Cher! Thanks, eBay!" b) "Don't you love the smell of a good book?" c) "Maybe I do need reading glasses..." d) "Oww! Book Tissues are hurty!"

3. The Army is replacing its "Be All You Can Be" slogan with:

a) You Should Have Gone to Class b)...

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