1. A bad omen for the XFL:
a) Its blimp crashed into a marina b) NBC nixed the "visiting team gets no helmets" rule c) The Cincinnati Bengals want in d) A cheerleader revealed she was never a stripper
2. Before taking this picture, N.Y.C. Mayor Rudy Giuliani said:
a) "It still smells like Cher! Thanks, eBay!" b) "Don't you love the smell of a good book?" c) "Maybe I do need reading glasses..." d) "Oww! Book Tissues are hurty!"
3. The Army is replacing its "Be All You Can Be" slogan with:
a) You Should Have Gone to Class b)...
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