Strange day. Strange because it's raining in Los Angeles. Strange because the word snatch has started appearing on bus-stop benches all over town. Strange because you're sitting here in the Four Seasons Hotel bar with Madonna's husband, and suddenly the former Mr. Madonna walks up.
"Guy?" says Sean Penn, who happens to be in the hotel for a press junket.
"Yeah?" says Guy Ritchie, who happens to be in the hotel doing an interview.
"Sean," says Penn, introducing himself and extending his hand. "I just saw your trailer last night. It looked fantastic."
"Really?" says Ritchie, sounding British, polite and surprised....