Teller, of the magic duo Penn & Teller, wrote When I'm Dead All This Will Be Yours.
Q. So do you talk?
Q. This is going to be a long, painful interview, huh?
A. There's a wonderful conspiracy that we will all pretend that Teller never talks. I was once in Times Square, and a cop stuck out his nightstick, hit me right in the chest and said, "Name?" And I said, "Teller." He nudged his partner and said, "See. I told you I could make him talk."
Q. Once you get started, you don't stop, huh?