News Quiz Jan. 8, 2001

1. The most recent U.S. Census data revealed that:

a) Delaware may as well close up shop b) Whitey's salad days are numbered c) No one answered the "Which Golden Girl would you sleep with?" question d) The U.S. population is bigger than ever

2. George W. Bush is:

a) Holding a fish previously caught by Gerald Ford b) Hypnotized by the haunting voice of Billy Bass c) Showing off a redfish he caught with his father d) The first man to accidentally stab a fish in the mouth

3. Zimbabwe airport police nabbed a marijuana smuggler after noticing her:


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