2001 Date Odyssey

A new year, a new you, a new calendar. Be bold. No more adorable kittens or Far Side cartoons to count the passing days of the year. How compelling is a Filofax compared with the largely unknown splendor of "Beautiful Women and Trophy Fish" offered in the Angler's Fantasy calendar? If you like your beefcake with English muffins, try Prime Cuts: British farmers in the buff, with naughty bits cleverly concealed by corncobs or the strategically clutched farm animal. And for those who feel the need to heed a special call to nature, sit down with Outhouses of Alaska.

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