Notebook: Jan. 8, 2001

WINNERS & LOSERS

[WINNERS]

GERALD FORD His Defense Sec'y gets old job, and cohort Cheney is V.P. Can Chevy Chase get his gig back at SNL?

MADONNA Gains Brit hubby in media-free ceremony. That fake English accent really paid off

PAT AND LEANNE Koalas kidnapped by teens return to San Francisco Zoo and go on eucalyptus binge

[& LOSERS]

JAY WALKER Priceline founder sees stock plunge, cuts staff, quits. Now singing in Priceline ads: fat lady

MICHAEL JORDAN Stumbling as Washington Wizards partner. The team's .167 win percentage? Airball.

NEW YORK Empire State slips behind Texas in...

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