WINNERS & LOSERS
[WINNERS]
GERALD FORD His Defense Sec'y gets old job, and cohort Cheney is V.P. Can Chevy Chase get his gig back at SNL?
MADONNA Gains Brit hubby in media-free ceremony. That fake English accent really paid off
PAT AND LEANNE Koalas kidnapped by teens return to San Francisco Zoo and go on eucalyptus binge
[& LOSERS]
JAY WALKER Priceline founder sees stock plunge, cuts staff, quits. Now singing in Priceline ads: fat lady
MICHAEL JORDAN Stumbling as Washington Wizards partner. The team's .167 win percentage? Airball.
NEW YORK Empire State slips behind Texas in...