1. What did Russian President Vladimir Putin succeed in restoring?
a) Boris Yeltsin's liver b) His own hairline c) Any hope that Russia will one day be economically sound d) The old Soviet national anthem
2. This bride is laughing at George W. Bush because:
a) He told her he's going to be the new President b) She accidentally ran into him at the Texas capitol c) He asked to be the bing rabearer d) She never knew a wax figure could look so real
3. An Amish man jailed for not putting an orange warning sticker on his buggy...