News Quiz Dec. 11, 2000

1. What is ex-President Bush using to combat election-related stress?

a) A needlepoint kit b) Wintergreen Rolaids c) New, improved barfless Halcion d) Electoral College coloring books

2. A woman claims this was in her McDonald's order. What is it?

a) McSweetbreads b) a Chicken Run Happy Meal prize c) A deep-fried chicken head d) A chicken that ran afoul of the Hamburglar

3. Rock star Lenny Kravitz was mistaken for:

a) Andy Rooney, by a confused Morley Safer b) A bank robber, by Miami police c) A monogamous boyfriend, by several wafer-thin women

4. The FAA said US Airways...

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