1. In his first public appearance since losing the Yugoslav election, Slobodan Milosevic:
a) Told Oprah he has got used to life on his ranch b) Gave Charlie's Angels "Four Homicidal Stars" c) Claimed "paid Western spies" caused his ouster
2. Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat is:
a) An underdog in the International Big Hat, Scruffy Beard finals b) Encouraging Russia to enter the peace process by any means necessary c) Happy this photo is cropped
3. The film industry is mulling a new R rating that would alert consumers to:
a) Bring the kids! b) Saccharin level of Robin Williams films...