You can't be serious!" the Earnest Young Democrat threw himself back in the plush chair and stared at the Wily Old Democrat. Behind the leonine head and silver-white hair, a floor-to-ceiling window framed a spectacular view of Washington, the kind of view a $750-an-hour consummate insider can afford.
"I'm as serious as a clogged tax loophole," the Wily Old Democrat said. "Been on the phone all morning tellin' anyone who'd listen to make sure G.W. wins."
"But you've been a Democrat since..." the Earnest Young Democrat began.
"...since Harry Truman was tryin' to find the White House men's room," said the...