Bill Maher

Bill Maher is the host of Politically Incorrect on ABC.

Q. Can you vow, right here in print, never to have Carrot Top on your show again?

A. No. He's on this week. It's election time. We need his opinion.

Q. You were born on Inauguration Day. So you often miss the actual Inauguration, huh?

A. No. I actually often miss my birthday.

Q. You work that day?

A. No. I'm just f___ing drunk all day. I miss my whole birthday. I'm at the age when it's an ordeal to get through a birthday.

Q. How old are you?

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