Pat Buchanan is the Reform Party presidential candidate.
Q. How do you respond to people who say a vote for you is actually a vote for a crazy old coot?
A. I'm not that old.
Q. Are you going to stick with the Reform Party after this?
A. Sure. The only room they have for me in the Republican Party is in the dungeon.
Q. What will your first 100 days be like?
A. They'll make F.D.R.'s look tepid.
Q. I've always wanted to be in someone's Cabinet.
A. You better call Al.
Q. You think he's got...