1. Convicted killer Kenneth Kimes held a reporter hostage with:
a) A pen b) Scary Robert Downey Jr. stories c) A Chinese finger trap d) Gum, a hair clip and an old MacGyver video
2. Jorg Haider is:
a) Really not looking forward to trick-or-treating this year b) Choosing fabrics for the 2001 Jorg for Men collection c) The J. Edgar Hoover of Austria d) Trying anything to encourage trade with Japan
3. Shares of Home Depot fell owing to:
a) Poorly received "Thumbless Jim" mascot b) Ace Hardware's chocolate grout c) Price deflation in lumber d) Liability issues with...