1. What was found in the sky above Chile?
a) A lost Bullwinkle float from the Macy's parade b) A record-large hole in the ozone c) A cloud in the shape of Pinochet d) Genetically gifted chickens
2. This woman is celebrating:
a) Stylish fashions for large women b) The 10th anniversary of German unification c) Eating the Brandenburg Gate and living to tell the tale d) Cher's yard sale
3. The Miss America contest will no longer be known as:
a) A pageant b) An exploitative meat market c) A dating pool for second-rate baseball players d) A fast track...