News Quiz Sep. 11, 2000

1. The WWF's new voter-registration slogan is:

a) Smack Down Your Vote b) A Ventura in Every Statehouse c) Can You Smell What the Electoral College Is Cooking? d) Choose or Lose, Knuckleheads

2. The eatery in this Moscow TV tower is empty because:

a) Eggs Bolshevik is way too Brezhnev b) A fire forced people to evacuate c) Denny's also has a Russian problem d) No gas mask, no helmet, no service

3. Why was Jelena Dokic's father ejected from the U.S. Open?

a) He beat Bud Collins into a pulp b) The ball machine is for tennis...

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