WINNERS & LOSERS
[WINNERS]
BARRY MCCAFFREY Clinton's top narc reports teen drug use down 21% in past two years. Let's all drink to that
DENNIS HASTERT Speaker budges on minimum wage. We now return him to his regularly scheduled anonymity
NELLY Rapper's Country Grammar tops charts 4 weeks straight. (Attn. parents: Nelly's a guy)
[& LOSERS]
MASATOSHI ONO Bridgestone/Firestone CEO faces serious legal, labor troubles. At least Nader is preoccupied
DICK CHENEY Agrees to forgo $3.5 mil in stock options if elected. If not, helluva consolation prize
MARK JAKOB Nabbed for fake press release that nuked...
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