News Quiz Sep. 4, 2000

1. McDonald's is taking steps to ensure that their chickens:

a) taste McChickenier b) read at a fourth-grade level c) are better cared for to reduce diseases in their eggs d) learn to operate the register

2. This chimp is excited because:

a) He inherited $60,000 from a Danish widow b) He edged out Robin Williams in the Hairiest Primate Alive competition c) Eastwood committed to Every Which Way but Loose 3: Still Loose d) Heston got his

3. A riot erupted at The Source Hip Hop Awards because:

a) Mobb Deep thought the crudites were over blanched b) The...

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