News Quiz Aug. 28, 2000

1. These Los Angeles police officers are:

a) tired of Porky Pig's lip b) very partial to pork rinds c) arresting a convention protester d) playing this little piggy went to Chino

2. Jesse Jackson termed racial diversity at the G.O.P. convention:

a) the inclusion illusion b) diversity perversity c) the rainbow fabrication d) Show Boat: the convention

3. An anonymous investor received approval to:

a) build a nuclear plant in Nagasaki b) create a Titanic-themed water park c) open a disco in an Auschwitz building d) put a Sizzler in the Vatican

4. The title of Governor Jesse Ventura's upcoming...

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