1. These Los Angeles police officers are:
a) tired of Porky Pig's lip b) very partial to pork rinds c) arresting a convention protester d) playing this little piggy went to Chino
2. Jesse Jackson termed racial diversity at the G.O.P. convention:
a) the inclusion illusion b) diversity perversity c) the rainbow fabrication d) Show Boat: the convention
3. An anonymous investor received approval to:
a) build a nuclear plant in Nagasaki b) create a Titanic-themed water park c) open a disco in an Auschwitz building d) put a Sizzler in the Vatican
4. The title of Governor Jesse Ventura's upcoming...