WINNERS & LOSERS
JOSEPH LIEBERMAN McCainesque media lovefest! "Senator, which is your greater strength--honor or integrity?"
DICK CHENEY G.O.P. Veep said to get $20 M retirement pkg. Sounds better than privatizing Social Security
BILL CLINTON We're glad latest confession made you feel better; now stop stealing Al's show
PAT BUCHANAN Reform Party kaput; polls lousy; picks a black Bircher woman as Veep. A landslide fer sure
FIRESTONE 6.5 million tires recalled. And you thought that you had a bad week
LORETTA SANCHEZ Pressured, Calif. Rep. nixes Playboy party. Subscriber-in-Chief avoids, um, weighing in...