My Chicken Run

I don't care about animals. I'm pro-fur and pro-animal testing, and though it's not my preferred method of gambling, cockfighting is fine with me. But I do love mischief. And from what I can tell, the animal-loving freaks at the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals are the only ones having any fun. So I called Tracy Reiman, leader of peta's Commando Chicks, a group of women who dress in skimpy showgirl outfits to protest chicken eating. These women were willing to degrade themselves for animals. That is so hot.

Tracy told me I could join them on their first...

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