1. At the upcoming G.O.P. convention, $35,000 will be spent on:
a) lovely floral arrangements b) electric carts c) an elephant ice sculpture d) a "Hello, My Name Is" tag for Denny Hastert
2. This statue is outside Chicago's Soldier Field to:
a) show the Sears Tower who's boss b) pick up some deep-dish pizza c) celebrate a Jubilee Mass d) teach the Bears to throw a proper Hail Mary
3. In a pep talk to colleagues, House Democratic leader Dick Gephardt:
a) sang I Will Survive b) showed scenes from Gladiator c) carved a spud in...