1. Last week the State Department dropped the phrase rogue nations. What replaced it?
a) rogue landmasses with borders b) those with whom we respectfully disagree c) states of concern d) damn dirty apes
2. These people have come together at Stonehenge to celebrate:
a) Purim b) the summer Solstice c) the DVD release of This Is Spinal Tap d) Macy's semi-annual white sale
3. Longisquama insignis is:
a) the historical figure on the new $1 coin b) a fossil that suggests birds did not evolve from dinosaurs c) the real name of Busta Rhymes d) painful
4. Which was not...