WINNERS & LOSERS
[WINERS]
EMINEM Rapper bounces Britney from No. 1 slot, but dis of every other MTV personality grows tres tiresome
JULIA ROBERTS You're soooo Erin Brockovich. Wins scrappy legal battle to get her dotcom domain name
VLADIMIR PUTIN Clinton summit lets you stand tall as a world leader--and yer kleptoeconomy's inching up!
[& LOSERS]
RICK LAZIO Busted lip, Quayle-like gaze don't help campaign. Despite his woes, Hillary should be very, very afraid
MARISLEYSIS GONZALEZ Loses latest and (almost) last appeal to keep Elian. Get a life, girl; your 15 minutes are up
LIEUT. GEN. CLAUDIA KENNEDY Retires...
