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PIE SHIED Last week Agriculture Secretary Dan Glickman ducked a pie hurled courtesy of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. He immediately quipped, "That was not a very balanced meal." Not bad, but what's the best way to respond to such an encounter?

SOUPY SALES, comedian: You just go with it. The whole thing is attitude, but if you can close your eyes right before it hits you, that's good. I've taken over 20,000 pies; I used to look like Cary Grant. Different groups around the country have asked me to hit people with a pie and I say...

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