Dining Out

BEER AND A SHOT: The N.R.A. announced plans to open a theme restaurant in Times Square, replete with a virtual shooting gallery. We asked the copywriters at Wong Doody, redball media.com and Luminant Worldwide to come up with possible slogans:

Where the whole family gets loaded

Never a waiting period

You kill it. We grill it

Complaints dealt with promptly

Every round is on the house

The food will blow you away

Steaks don't kill people

You can have that chicken wing when you pry it from my cold, dead hand

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