WINNERS & LOSERS
[WINNERS] RICK LAZIO Hillary's opponent gets good, oh-so-moderate buzz. Your luck is positively Clintonesque.
ROBERT ECKERT Kraft Foods exec gets top job at Mattel. Perk: gets chauffeured to work in Hot Wheels limo
BETTE MIDLER The divine gets her own CBS show. Big TV career or pit stop on way to dinner theater?
TONYA HARDING Gets three days for throwing hubcap at boyfriend's head. Uh ... no punch line needed
DR. LAURA United Airlines mag rejects your ads; advertisers drop. Must be a liberal conspiracy
FODAY SANKOH Captured: Sierra Leone rebel leader. Couldn't happen to a...