WINNERS & LOSERS
DONNA DEES-THOMASES Million Mom March founder gets perfect, puffy press for protest. John McCain advising you?
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL Lakers giant slam-dunks MVP balloting. Now for a better movie role than Kazaam
RALPH NADER Green prez cand. gets more coverage, polls show strength in West. Gore should buckle up
JOHN TRAVOLTA Critics pan Battlefield Earth, your L. Ron Hubbard flick. And that outfit! You look like a Cats extra
BRUCE BABBITT You didn't start the fire, but your Interior Dept. did. Los Alamos blaze turning into your Waco
EDWIN EDWARDS Les bon temps roulez...