WINNERS & LOSERS
[WINNERS]
DONNA DEES-THOMASES Million Mom March founder gets perfect, puffy press for protest. John McCain advising you?
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL Lakers giant slam-dunks MVP balloting. Now for a better movie role than Kazaam
RALPH NADER Green prez cand. gets more coverage, polls show strength in West. Gore should buckle up
[& LOSERS]
JOHN TRAVOLTA Critics pan Battlefield Earth, your L. Ron Hubbard flick. And that outfit! You look like a Cats extra
BRUCE BABBITT You didn't start the fire, but your Interior Dept. did. Los Alamos blaze turning into your Waco
EDWIN EDWARDS Les bon temps roulez...