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Bill Clinton: 100-Watt Warlock
George W. Bush: Bastard, Bastard Harbour-Mastah
Al Gore: Jive-Talkin' Choirboy
Ricky Martin: Radiophonic Oddity
Britney Spears: Spunky Misunderstood Genius
Bill Gates: Flailing Fanatical Killer
Demi Moore: Big Wicker Ventriloquist
Elian Gonzalez: Childish Gambino
Vladimir Putin: Sabre-Toothed Portillo
Kim Jong...