And In Closing...

Following drubbings in Super Tuesday primaries, Bill Bradley ended his campaign and John McCain deemed his suspended. They bowed out using slightly different styles.

OPENING JOKE

Bradley: "I want to begin this morning with a discussion of my favorite books."

McCain: None

ENDORSEMENT

Bradley: "I will support [Gore]."

McCain: None

PARTING GIFTS FOR THE PRESS

Bradley: A box of lozenges; a Tiffany key chain with an athletic shoe

McCain: None

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