Ignorance Is Wedded Bliss

Having lived with my girlfriend for almost a year and a half now, I'm often asked when I'm going to get married. Most of the people asking are my girlfriend. And to her I say, How are we going to make a marriage work if those people on Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire? couldn't? They had an entire television network behind them. All we have is my pushy grandmother.

But now, through TV, I've learned that I don't have to take this marriage thing so seriously. In fact, the whirlwind process of annulment seems kind of sexy in its own...

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