WINNERS & LOSERS
JOHN McCAIN Wins Michigan, endorsements, but phone alerts painting Bush as anti-Catholic means St. John bit is shot
ANDREI BABITSKY Missing Russian who reported Chechens' side turns up. World rejoices; he still faces charges
DAVID LETTERMAN His heartfelt return pumps up the ratings. New segment: "Stupid Left-Ventricle Tricks"?
RUPERT MURDOCH Marry a Multi-Millionaire fiasco is gossip fodder for years. What next? When Divorces Go Wild?
SAMMY (THE BULL) GRAVANO Famed stoolie nabbed on drug charges. "Hey, Gotti, meet your new roomie..."
DARRYL STRAWBERRY Toot toot tootsie, goodbye? Fails drug test, yet again. Time to trade...