For the Little Monster

Kids can be so nasty, but not without the proper accessories. The innocent days of yo-yos and roller skates are long gone, if the cruel or unusual products on display at last week's 97th annual American International Toy Fair in New York City are anything to go by. Coming soon to a wish list near you:

1 Whackin' Yakin' Punchin' Pals: The punching bag that talks trash: "Come here, wimp!"

2 Chain Mail Smith: Do-it-yourself medieval metal-armor kit; no child should joust without one

3 M-16 Air Rifle: Looks just like the real thing, with no background checks required

4 Chastity...

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