DUNG DEAL How do you know when the Internet frenzy has gone too far? When there are two competing websites offering to send boxes of dung to your sworn enemies. Our pick of the poo-poo:
Offers: 20-lb. dog ($15) to 110-lb. dog ($25)
Package will arrive: Heat-sealed and elegantly wrapped in your choice of tissue paper
Other merchandise: Mugs and T shirts
Offers: 10-lb. cat ($15) to two-ton elephant ($100)
Package will arrive: Hermetically sealed and certified 100% disease free
Other merchandise: Buffalo dung in the shape of Texas...