William Shatner

William Shatner, Captain Kirk on Star Trek, sings on TV for priceline.com

Q. Have you made more on priceline stock or on 30 years of milking suckers for everything they're worth at Star Trek conventions?

A. When priceline asked me how much it would cost them to do their commercials, I named my own price.

Q. Do you even know what a good price for Cheerios is?

A. $1.25 is a good price for a very large box of cereal.

Q. Not even close. You starred in the only movie ever made in Esperanto. Can you say bad career...

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