60 Second Symposium

A NEW TUNE Last week Rudy Giuliani accused Hillary Clinton of promoting drug use by playing Billy Joel's Captain Jack when she announced her run for the Senate. (The song contains a drug reference.) These musical New Yorkers suggest other campaign options:

Brian Stokes Mitchell, star of the current Broadway show Kiss Me, Kate: Frank Sinatra's New York, New York is too obvious. How about the Beatles' Come Together? The song dreams about a place as diverse as New York, but no one can make enough sense out of the lyrics to make a stink about it.

Flavor Flav, rapper, Public...

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