Kitschwatch

HIGH TACKNOLOGY In its never-ending quest to put the "ecch" back in technology, manufacturers at this year's consumer-electronics show had some remarkable items on display. No wonder it's held in Las Vegas.

--When the Marilyn phone rings, her skirt flies up, she sings I Wanna Be Loved by You and says lines from The Seven Year Itch. $99.99

--Can't get enough of William Shatner's priceline.com commercial? Surf for it with the Star Trek phaser remote (original series, natch). $79.99

--Perfect for the couch biker, the Harley-Davidson remote control makes motorbike sound effects when you push the buttons and...

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