Vote Oprah in '08!

If Democrats want to rebound, it's time to think outside the ballot box

What went wrong on Election Day for Democrats? How can the party rebuild itself? Everyone's got ideas.

In hindsight--DEAR GOD! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!-- we clearly relied too much on 527s!

No, the real issue was turnout among Hispanic voters with--AIEEEEE!!!!--two years or less of college!

Proposal: alter Electoral College math by reopening the debate on Southern secession.

Say, fellas, we've been thinking: this whole Union business is frankly kind of presumptuous ...

Caveat: policy may offend African-American voters.

Proposal: turn out more women voters by nominating Oprah Winfrey.

Caveat: Is Stedman really First Gentleman material?

Proposal: bring blue-state "values" to...

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