Today show contributor and former Daily Show correspondent Mo Rocca has written a satirical political thriller, All the Presidents' Pets.

Does this book have a moral?

This book has no morals, and I'll go even further: this book has no ideas.

Who polls better--Bush's Scottish terrier, Barney, or Kerry's German shepherd?

German shepherds were the fourth most popular breed last year. The Scottish terrier is the 44th most popular breed, not that the popular vote really matters. The Scottie is a low-to-the-ground, very tenacious, impulsive dog. It tends to urinate on itself uncontrollably. But Kerry's dog Kim is problematic. The German...

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