Austin Powers' evil son Seth Green stars in Without a Paddle.
There are multiple Seth Green action figures. That's better than an Oscar, isn't it?
There's a 12-in. doll coming out that I'm pretty excited about. I'm a fan of toys. I have three boxes of the Austin Powers one, two of the Buffy [the Vampire Slayer] ones.
You started acting at 7. At 30, you still haven't been arrested. What's your secret?
I've been allowed to be a character actor from the time I was very young. I've never had a catchphrase. I was basically allowed to...