PINK
OCCUPATION: Frequently Missundaztood singer of scrappy pop tunes
HER FILM: The Gospel According to Janis
BEST ASSET: Lungs. She will actually sing Joplin's songs. Plus she already has crazy messed-up hair
BIGGEST LIABILITY: Not really known for acting--unless you count Pepsi commercials
RENEE ZELLWEGER
OCCUPATION: Frequently honored portrayer of scrappy gals in movies like Cold Mountain and Chicago
HER FILM: Piece of My Heart
BEST ASSET: Demographics. People old enough to remember Joplin have already heard of Zellweger
BIGGEST LIABILITY: Not really known for proximity to sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll
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