Feud Of The Week Jan. 12, 2004

CHRISTINA ("LOCK UP YOUR SONS") AGUILERA

AGE: 23

OCCUPATION: Singing Beautiful, while making us all feel a tad Dirrty

BEST PUNCH: Told Blender magazine that while rehearsing for last fall's MTV Video Music Awards kiss with Madonna, Spears "seemed very distant ... like a lost little girl, someone who desperately needs guidance."

BRITNEY ("LOCK UP YOUR LIPS") SPEARS

AGE: 22

OCCUPATION: Perpetually proving she's Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman

BEST PUNCH: Responded that after she hadn't seen Aguilera for two years, she "comes up to me in a club and tries to put her tongue down my throat!...

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