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The 350-lb. Jose Martinez, a.k.a. "Fat Jose," accused of being one of New Mexico's largest drug dealers, won a motion barring his alias from being used in the trial. Some more palatable suggestions:

--Soft and Cuddly Jose --Thyroid-Problem Jose

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