Don Rickles is the voice of Mr. Potato Head in Toy Story 2.
Q. Take your best shot, old man.
A. I don't read your column, but I use it to wrap gifts.
Q. Your habit of calling people "hockey pucks" doesn't seem very insulting or funny. How about "impotent old crank"?
A. I got kids very easily.
Q. So in the movie, you fall in love with Mrs. Potato Head or something?
A. Yeah, right. It's a great story. It's one of those stories that you'll go away and write into your book of memories.
Q. Are you going...