Jack Lemmon stars in Tuesdays with Morrie, which airs Dec. 5 on ABC.
Q. In Tuesdays with Morrie you play Morrie. Whom does Walter Matthau play?
A. Matthau is on the outside looking in. He's not in this one.
Q. How much grumpier can you old men get?
A. I don't know. But they've got another one in the works.
Q. Your first apartment in Manhattan was $8 a month. My God, you're old.
A. Well, it was 1890something.
Q. Hey, that Marilyn Monroe dress went for millions. What can I give you for your dress from Some Like It Hot?
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