WINNERS & LOSERS
ROGER CLEMENS Sorry, Beantown. Rocket man gets ring after long Boston drought. Pr-ou-ou-d to be a Yankee
ERICH VON DANIKEN Report: UFO author to tout shares for mystery theme park. Do they have IPOs on Mars?
DRINKERS Evidence shows a drink during heart attack can help. Ask ambulance to swing by tavern
JESSE HELMS Never fails to amaze: orders Congresswomen out after they fight for antidiscrimination treaty
GEORGE W. BUSH Skips another N.H. debate with rivals. Message: I don't care. Won't exactly woo Granite State
FALUN GONG Beijing intensifies crackdown on followers of spiritual exercise...