CAT FIGHT You think we've got nutty candidates? The British just chose a cat called Mandu as co-leader of the Monster Raving Loony Party. How does the moggy match up to the Body?
JESSE VENTURA
POLITICAL ALLIES: Donald Trump ENEMIES: Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan RECENT OUTBURST: On organized religion: "It's a sham and a crutch."
CAT MANDU
[POLITICAL ALLIES:] Sisters Cat Astrophy and Cat Alysts [ENEMIES:] Fang, a dog owned by a rival candidate [RECENT OUTBURST:] On cat food (through spokesman): "We're fed up with being forced to eat all this man-made stuff."
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