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It was a sad day for comedians when Dan Quayle dropped out of the presidential race last week, so we asked some to give us one last favorite Quayle joke.

Dan Quayle withdrew his hat from the ring, and he is most upset that the little propeller on top of it broke. --David Brenner

Dan Quayle dropped out of the presidential race after his poor showing in the Iowa straw poll where he finished eighth...behind straw. --Jon Stewart

I was going to vote for Quayle, you know, because I'm a comedian, and nothing could be funnier than that. --Wendy Liebman


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