Dave Barry

Humor columnist Dave Barry has written his first novel, Big Trouble.

Q. Do you feel me breathing down your neck, old man?

A. Yeah. I'm nervous. You're doing some great stuff, John.

Q. How much do you make? Because that's what I'm going to ask for.

A. Can you say "s___loads" in TIME? And the thing is, now I'm not even doing the column myself. I'm so busy with investments, I have people in Malaysia doing the setups and punch lines, and we have them assembled in Mexico. Dave Barry is a brand now. Just like Martha Stewart.

Q. You have...

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