WINNERS & LOSERS
[WINNERS]
VLADIMIR V. PUTIN Peter Lorre-esque ex-spy becomes Russian Premier. Don't unpack: predecessor lasted 82 days
BRUCE BABBITT Interior Secretary not indicted after casino probe. So lucky, he should celebrate in Vegas
MICHELLE AKERS She's the first soccer player ever to be on Wheaties box. And she's a GIIIRRRRRLLL!!
[& LOSERS]
CHARLES DARWIN Theory of Evolution is not in Kansas anymore. But it seems plenty of tin men are
RUPERT MURDOCH X-Files star David Duchovny is suing Fox for underselling reruns. Moguls vs. aliens, anyone?
PAULINE NYIRAMASUHUKO Former Rwandan leader is first woman to be...
