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GOING GOING...The Miami high school student who tried to auction his "virginty" (sic) online was shut down, but most auction websites don't get nearly so interesting. Listing an item has become so easy and inexpensive that users are beginning to hock anything. Here's a sampling of items recently put up for sale on ebay, Lycos and other auction sites. Just one bid so far.

ITEM ASKED DESCRIPTION

Mop 40.00 Bucket not included

McDonald's Training 5.00 ...gives viewer a knowledge of the Video: Filet-O-Fish procedures involved in Filet-O-Fish production

Four Eveready .50 They still had a little charge left in Batteries them...

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